Sep 2, 2005

kung fu porn

Does this exist? It seems like such an obvious cross over with such commercial potential and obviously overlapping target audiences.

I wonder what the soundtrack would be like.

9 comments:

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ivanhoe said...

And what about a superheroes porn? It's even more commercial. In the '70 they made a Flash porn you could see in Italy at 2 pm on tv, it was certainly a mistake, but lot of italian kids like me saw it trying to find Heidi.
But the concept was not really developped, it was more a problem of costumes.
Actually if you'll mix together sex and superpowers you could do something really amazing.
By the way, it can be surprizing with kung fu as well.
Have you seen Kung Fu Hustle?

daff0dil said...

oh yeah...Kung Fu Hustle is divine..have you checked out the Gd of Cookery?

Superhero porn is not a bad idea, but maybe too closely tied to childhood...shudder

heydt said...

" In the '70 they made a Flash porn you could see in Italy at 2 pm on tv"

Flesh Gordon. http://imdb.com/title/tt0068595/ My parents own it on DVD. It's amusing in its own special way. Not actually particularly pornographic, even by the standards of 1974; there's an R-rated version that doesn't have much cut out. Oh, and there are giant fakey rubber penis monsters in it.

There's a sequel (1989, i think) that's even worse... I've only seen part of it.

ivanhoe said...

I'm afraid we are not talking about the same Flash. I meant the Marvel comic's Flash (if my memory is not mixing everything together). But in a way you are right, it was certainly not hardcore as current porns, but surprizing enough for a seven years boy.

What is the Gd of Cookery?

heydt said...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116426/

Previous movie by Stephen Chow, who made "Kung Fu Hustle". And while we're on the "God of.." set, there's always the classic, "God of Gamblers" (and several sequels, as i recall). "God of Gamblers" holds a special place in my heart for the very sexy girl in the Marceau wave and pinstripe suit wielding a Thompson.

heydt said...

oh, and to answer the original question:

http://www.gougoule.com/porn_kungfu/

hudi said...

Yes. I've seen a few softcore, and snippets from one hardcore. The softcores I saw on the big screen; the most lovely was _Sex and Zen_, which I saw at the wonderful wonderful North Side movie theater.

But the hardcore I saw bits of -- very cool, complete with a flying 69 scene, and all the positions had Kung-Fu-sounding names.

daff0dil said...

holy hell
flying 69, huh?

know the name?