a disturbing new trend

so it goes like this: I get home from a night of drinking
even if that only means two drinks and it's 2am, something about being innebriated and alone immediately makes me want a long hot shower

and then, somehow, in the shower it happens

verse

all my normally prose laden thoughts become horrendous angst wrought poems
and in my altered state I decide I'm brilliant
just brilliant!

so I get out of the shower, and somewhere between moisturizing and putting on my pajamas I toss out a poem

a public drunken poem
I am the naked drunken poet

behold my shame